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Things I Would Do If Evil Overlord
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled Danger: Do Not Push. The big red button marked Do Not Push will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
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